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I'll spare you. Plenty of other ways for you to blow chunks without wasting time making this nasty ass dish.
Just a slice
Don't be fooled. One slice is one more than you want.
Try it with tomatoes!
Just kidding. Don't waste the tomatoes. They did nothing to you.
National Shrimp Quiche Day
June 2nd is National Shrimp Quiche Day! This is a day of remembrance. As in, remember to steer clear of this puke pie with prawns. Avoid it at all costs. Your children will thank you.